41 - Mastication Without Deglutition

You may call me jaded. I've got a cynical sense about a lot of things, beginning at a very young age. I don't remember how old I was when I watched Sesame Street and realized Cookie Monster wasn't eating a single goddamn cookie. He would exercise will power until his young friend taught him today's lesson and then snatch those cookies up and toss them all over the place. Cookie Monster was a monster for wasting all of those perfectly good cookies. When I realized he wasn't actually swallowing and digesting those cookies, it became clear how much he HATED those cookies, ripping them apart with his teeth and blue Grinch hands. The point being, I've been jaded for a while.

Enjoy the comic! G Allen, 14 November, 2012

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